The Harvest Grinner Cookie Jar

$60.00

Soft texture, sharp personality.

This oversized jack-o’-lantern looks like a plush autumn prop but is, in fact, a vessel of judgment and bottomless appetite. It hoards sweets, secrets, and the occasional metaphorical soul fragment. Some say it snickers when left alone. Others say it glares when the candy supply runs low.

Feed it candy corn if you value peace in the household. Fill with cookies, treats, spell ingredients, or whatever autumn chaos you’re brewing.

(11" x 11")

Soft texture, sharp personality.

This oversized jack-o’-lantern looks like a plush autumn prop but is, in fact, a vessel of judgment and bottomless appetite. It hoards sweets, secrets, and the occasional metaphorical soul fragment. Some say it snickers when left alone. Others say it glares when the candy supply runs low.

Feed it candy corn if you value peace in the household. Fill with cookies, treats, spell ingredients, or whatever autumn chaos you’re brewing.

(11" x 11")