Together, they form the holly jolly pantheon of December: abundance, rhythm, judgment, intrigue, and compassion all crammed into five pint-sized powerhouses. The room feels louder when they’re together, like they’re plotting a coup against minimalism.
Display them as a chorus of chaos or scatter them across your home like seasonal talismans. Either way, your holidays will never be subtle again.
Round, loud, and gloriously unbothered. This Santa radiates indulgence magic like it’s an Olympic sport. He’s all about excess, joy, and seconds on dessert. Place him on your dining table to boost abundance or by your bed to manifest winter cuddles. He cannot be rushed. He is the rush.
Small but mighty, this Santa marches to the rhythm of his own sleigh bells. He summons momentum, focus, and a hint of controlled chaos. Perfect for studios, work desks, or anywhere procrastination thrives. Can’t read music, doesn’t care, keeps perfect time anyway.
Perpetually festive, perpetually unimpressed. This Santa brings charm, shade, and a dash of passive-aggressive cheer. He watches over your decor like a Pinterest moderator in exile. Bribe with cinnamon and flattery for best results.
Smug? Possibly. Suspicious? Absolutely. This Santa knows things, and that sack he’s carrying? Probably full of tea, not toys. He excels at surprise blessings and dramatic timing. The embodiment of “don’t make me use what I know.”
Unbearably wholesome, this one radiates calm like it’s contagious. Perfect for baby blessings, peaceful corners, or confusing your goth friends. He exudes compassion with a touch of weirdness, because of course Santa hangs out with bunnies.
(approx. 2"x2" each)
Together, they form the holly jolly pantheon of December: abundance, rhythm, judgment, intrigue, and compassion all crammed into five pint-sized powerhouses. The room feels louder when they’re together, like they’re plotting a coup against minimalism.
Display them as a chorus of chaos or scatter them across your home like seasonal talismans. Either way, your holidays will never be subtle again.
Round, loud, and gloriously unbothered. This Santa radiates indulgence magic like it’s an Olympic sport. He’s all about excess, joy, and seconds on dessert. Place him on your dining table to boost abundance or by your bed to manifest winter cuddles. He cannot be rushed. He is the rush.
Small but mighty, this Santa marches to the rhythm of his own sleigh bells. He summons momentum, focus, and a hint of controlled chaos. Perfect for studios, work desks, or anywhere procrastination thrives. Can’t read music, doesn’t care, keeps perfect time anyway.
Perpetually festive, perpetually unimpressed. This Santa brings charm, shade, and a dash of passive-aggressive cheer. He watches over your decor like a Pinterest moderator in exile. Bribe with cinnamon and flattery for best results.
Smug? Possibly. Suspicious? Absolutely. This Santa knows things, and that sack he’s carrying? Probably full of tea, not toys. He excels at surprise blessings and dramatic timing. The embodiment of “don’t make me use what I know.”
Unbearably wholesome, this one radiates calm like it’s contagious. Perfect for baby blessings, peaceful corners, or confusing your goth friends. He exudes compassion with a touch of weirdness, because of course Santa hangs out with bunnies.
(approx. 2"x2" each)
