Together, they form an unshakable front, one grounding chaos, the other weaponizing it. Earth and fire, calm and fury, eucalyptus and vengeance. The Antipodean Coven protects your space with equal parts affection and threat.
Keep them near thresholds or busy corners. They ensure your peace stays put and your enemies stay politely afraid.
A chill worker with dirt under its claws and eucalyptus sass in its soul. This koala channels pure earth magic with a side of “try me.” It grounds nervous energy, stabilizes vibes, and occasionally bites when disrespected…but only with cause.
The Grounded Gremlin blesses patience, stubborn calm, and the art of napping through other people’s nonsense. Place it near your workspace or plants to keep energy rooted and attitudes neutralized. Soft chaos, strong boundaries, excellent taste.
This formidable duo radiates protective rage and chaotic nurturing. The kangaroo guards your space with unshakable resolve, while the joey channels raw emotion into hexes and passive-aggressive energy fields. They embody divine maternal fury…ancient, justified, and fully caffeinated.
The Marsupial Matriarch blesses boundaries, righteous anger, and productive pettiness. Ideal for front doors, near a computer, or anywhere emotional labor is unpaid but still performed. Do not attempt to reason with the joey; its rage is pure and poetic.
(4.5"x3" each)
Together, they form an unshakable front, one grounding chaos, the other weaponizing it. Earth and fire, calm and fury, eucalyptus and vengeance. The Antipodean Coven protects your space with equal parts affection and threat.
Keep them near thresholds or busy corners. They ensure your peace stays put and your enemies stay politely afraid.
A chill worker with dirt under its claws and eucalyptus sass in its soul. This koala channels pure earth magic with a side of “try me.” It grounds nervous energy, stabilizes vibes, and occasionally bites when disrespected…but only with cause.
The Grounded Gremlin blesses patience, stubborn calm, and the art of napping through other people’s nonsense. Place it near your workspace or plants to keep energy rooted and attitudes neutralized. Soft chaos, strong boundaries, excellent taste.
This formidable duo radiates protective rage and chaotic nurturing. The kangaroo guards your space with unshakable resolve, while the joey channels raw emotion into hexes and passive-aggressive energy fields. They embody divine maternal fury…ancient, justified, and fully caffeinated.
The Marsupial Matriarch blesses boundaries, righteous anger, and productive pettiness. Ideal for front doors, near a computer, or anywhere emotional labor is unpaid but still performed. Do not attempt to reason with the joey; its rage is pure and poetic.
(4.5"x3" each)
