Merrin Mossbuns

$25.00

Behold Merrin Mossbuns, the embodiment of thicc magic and unapologetic rest. Face down, butt up, dreaming like he owns the place. This flirty, exhausted gnome radiates confidence and chaos in equal measure. He’s a celebration of queer resilience, divine fatigue, and the sacred art of taking up space.

Perfect for spells involving thirst traps, recovery, or radical self-acceptance, Merrin brings humor and heat wherever he’s placed. Bedroom? Perfect. Studio corner? Even better. He doesn’t judge…he just dreams loudly.

What’s he dreaming about? Probably you. Or snacks. Or both.

(4"x9.25")

Behold Merrin Mossbuns, the embodiment of thicc magic and unapologetic rest. Face down, butt up, dreaming like he owns the place. This flirty, exhausted gnome radiates confidence and chaos in equal measure. He’s a celebration of queer resilience, divine fatigue, and the sacred art of taking up space.

Perfect for spells involving thirst traps, recovery, or radical self-acceptance, Merrin brings humor and heat wherever he’s placed. Bedroom? Perfect. Studio corner? Even better. He doesn’t judge…he just dreams loudly.

What’s he dreaming about? Probably you. Or snacks. Or both.

(4"x9.25")