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Meet Daffodil Drake, patron saint of overreaction, strategic flailing, and “you’ve got to be kidding me.”
Flat on his back with webbed feet in the air and wings dramatically splayed, Daffodil has reached the end of his tolerance. This is not defeat. This is performance. The message is clear: if the world insists on being unreasonable, he will respond in kind.
Daffodil is used in exasperation spells, passive resistance rituals, and moments when you need to express maximum feeling with minimum actual effort. He specializes in drawing attention to the absurd, diffusing tension through spectacle, and reminding everyone that sometimes the only appropriate response is to flop.
Perfect for desks, shelves, or altars where dramatic honesty is welcome. He won’t solve your problem. He will, however, make sure everyone knows you are having one.
Approx. 1.5" x 3.75"
Meet Daffodil Drake, patron saint of overreaction, strategic flailing, and “you’ve got to be kidding me.”
Flat on his back with webbed feet in the air and wings dramatically splayed, Daffodil has reached the end of his tolerance. This is not defeat. This is performance. The message is clear: if the world insists on being unreasonable, he will respond in kind.
Daffodil is used in exasperation spells, passive resistance rituals, and moments when you need to express maximum feeling with minimum actual effort. He specializes in drawing attention to the absurd, diffusing tension through spectacle, and reminding everyone that sometimes the only appropriate response is to flop.
Perfect for desks, shelves, or altars where dramatic honesty is welcome. He won’t solve your problem. He will, however, make sure everyone knows you are having one.
Approx. 1.5" x 3.75"