Frogs with Attitude

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Meet Basil Bogbottom, patron saint of suspicious side-eye and selective participation.

(Attitude Frog – On Belly | Approx. 2" x 3")

Propped on his elbows with chin lifted and legs kicked lazily behind him, Basil has opinions. He may or may not share them, but they are fully formed and mildly critical.

Basil specializes in observational magic, quiet judgment, and waiting just long enough for someone else to say the obvious. He is invoked when you need to step back, assess the nonsense, and conserve your energy for something worth leaping toward.

Perfect for desks, shelves, or altars where patience and sarcasm need to coexist peacefully.

Meet Juniper Slickleaf, patron saint of elegant indifference and perfectly timed exits.

(Attitude Frog – Shelf Sitter | Approx. 3" x 3")

Balanced upright with one arm braced and chin angled skyward, Juniper radiates the unmistakable confidence of someone who is not impressed and is completely fine with that.

Juniper is used in boundary work, cool detachment spells, and moments when composure is the sharpest tool in the room. She does not chase. She does not scramble. If something is meant for her, it will approach respectfully.

Perfect for ledges, plant shelves, or anywhere that could use a reminder that stillness can be powerful.

Meet Basil Bogbottom, patron saint of suspicious side-eye and selective participation.

(Attitude Frog – On Belly | Approx. 2" x 3")

Propped on his elbows with chin lifted and legs kicked lazily behind him, Basil has opinions. He may or may not share them, but they are fully formed and mildly critical.

Basil specializes in observational magic, quiet judgment, and waiting just long enough for someone else to say the obvious. He is invoked when you need to step back, assess the nonsense, and conserve your energy for something worth leaping toward.

Perfect for desks, shelves, or altars where patience and sarcasm need to coexist peacefully.

Meet Juniper Slickleaf, patron saint of elegant indifference and perfectly timed exits.

(Attitude Frog – Shelf Sitter | Approx. 3" x 3")

Balanced upright with one arm braced and chin angled skyward, Juniper radiates the unmistakable confidence of someone who is not impressed and is completely fine with that.

Juniper is used in boundary work, cool detachment spells, and moments when composure is the sharpest tool in the room. She does not chase. She does not scramble. If something is meant for her, it will approach respectfully.

Perfect for ledges, plant shelves, or anywhere that could use a reminder that stillness can be powerful.