Meet Rowan and Hollis Snarkwick, co-founders of the Unbothered Society.
(Attitude Gnome Pair | Approx. 2.5" x 4.25")
Back to back and fully unimpressed, Rowan and Hollis have seen the agenda and declined to be inspired. They operate as a unit, trading commentary without moving their mouths.
They are invoked for solidarity in skepticism, synchronized eye-rolling, and the kind of partnership that thrives on shared disbelief.
Some gnomes collaborate.
These two critique.
Meet Puck Tumblethorn, patron saint of Strategic Collapse.
(On Back | Approx. 1" x 3.5")
Flat on his back, boots in the air, Puck is not defeated. He has chosen dramatic horizontal positioning as a statement.
Puck specializes in protest spells, burnout acknowledgment, and refusing to stand up for nonsense. His magic is simple: if the situation is absurd, reflect it back.
Sometimes resistance looks like lying down.
Meet Alder Flipwick, patron saint of Comfortable Defiance.
(On Belly | Approx. 2.25" x 3")
Chin propped, legs kicked, Alder observes the room with relaxed scrutiny. He’s not entering the chaos. He’s reviewing it.
Alder is invoked for discernment, detached commentary, and conserving energy while everyone else exhausts themselves.
He doesn’t leap.
He lounges and waits for competence.
Meet Finch Lowbranch, patron saint of Tactical Repositioning.
(On Side | Approx. 2.25" x 3")
Reclined with one arm braced and expression mildly entertained, Finch understands that leverage matters more than volume.
Finch specializes in shifting perspective, changing angles, and letting other people overplay their hand.
Sometimes you win by adjusting slightly and saying nothing.
Meet Soren Halfstep, patron saint of Selective Participation.
(Shelf Sitter | Approx. 3" x 2.75")
Seated upright but not fully committed, Soren has shown up physically while withholding emotional endorsement.
Soren is used in boundary spells, “I will attend but not absorb” rituals, and polite disengagement magic.
Presence does not equal agreement.
Meet Bram Quickthorn, patron saint of Suspicious Leadership.
(Standing | Approx. 3" x 2")
Arms crossed and brows furrowed, Bram radiates the energy of someone who has agreed to lead and already regrets it.
He specializes in reluctant authority, necessary confrontation, and cutting through nonsense before it multiplies.
He doesn’t want the crown.
He will wear it correctly.
Meet Rowan and Hollis Snarkwick, co-founders of the Unbothered Society.
(Attitude Gnome Pair | Approx. 2.5" x 4.25")
Back to back and fully unimpressed, Rowan and Hollis have seen the agenda and declined to be inspired. They operate as a unit, trading commentary without moving their mouths.
They are invoked for solidarity in skepticism, synchronized eye-rolling, and the kind of partnership that thrives on shared disbelief.
Some gnomes collaborate.
These two critique.
Meet Puck Tumblethorn, patron saint of Strategic Collapse.
(On Back | Approx. 1" x 3.5")
Flat on his back, boots in the air, Puck is not defeated. He has chosen dramatic horizontal positioning as a statement.
Puck specializes in protest spells, burnout acknowledgment, and refusing to stand up for nonsense. His magic is simple: if the situation is absurd, reflect it back.
Sometimes resistance looks like lying down.
Meet Alder Flipwick, patron saint of Comfortable Defiance.
(On Belly | Approx. 2.25" x 3")
Chin propped, legs kicked, Alder observes the room with relaxed scrutiny. He’s not entering the chaos. He’s reviewing it.
Alder is invoked for discernment, detached commentary, and conserving energy while everyone else exhausts themselves.
He doesn’t leap.
He lounges and waits for competence.
Meet Finch Lowbranch, patron saint of Tactical Repositioning.
(On Side | Approx. 2.25" x 3")
Reclined with one arm braced and expression mildly entertained, Finch understands that leverage matters more than volume.
Finch specializes in shifting perspective, changing angles, and letting other people overplay their hand.
Sometimes you win by adjusting slightly and saying nothing.
Meet Soren Halfstep, patron saint of Selective Participation.
(Shelf Sitter | Approx. 3" x 2.75")
Seated upright but not fully committed, Soren has shown up physically while withholding emotional endorsement.
Soren is used in boundary spells, “I will attend but not absorb” rituals, and polite disengagement magic.
Presence does not equal agreement.
Meet Bram Quickthorn, patron saint of Suspicious Leadership.
(Standing | Approx. 3" x 2")
Arms crossed and brows furrowed, Bram radiates the energy of someone who has agreed to lead and already regrets it.
He specializes in reluctant authority, necessary confrontation, and cutting through nonsense before it multiplies.
He doesn’t want the crown.
He will wear it correctly.
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