Meet Lorry Mudpuddle, patron saint of emotional overwhelm and theatrical sighs. Sitting squarely with his face in his hands, he radiates pure “I can’t even” energy: part despair, part deep contemplation, part dramatic pause.
Lorry is used in deflection spells, emotional processing, and mid-ritual meltdowns. Some say he’s overwhelmed. Others say he’s calculating. Either way, he’s not moving until the energy shifts…or someone brings snacks.
Perfect for grounding anxious vibes with chaotic honesty. Place him on your altar, your desk, or anywhere you’re trying to hold it together. He won’t fix your problems, but he’ll validate them with silent, judgmental solidarity.
(7.5"x5")
Meet Lorry Mudpuddle, patron saint of emotional overwhelm and theatrical sighs. Sitting squarely with his face in his hands, he radiates pure “I can’t even” energy: part despair, part deep contemplation, part dramatic pause.
Lorry is used in deflection spells, emotional processing, and mid-ritual meltdowns. Some say he’s overwhelmed. Others say he’s calculating. Either way, he’s not moving until the energy shifts…or someone brings snacks.
Perfect for grounding anxious vibes with chaotic honesty. Place him on your altar, your desk, or anywhere you’re trying to hold it together. He won’t fix your problems, but he’ll validate them with silent, judgmental solidarity.
(7.5"x5")
