The Cottage Guardian Duck

$24.00

Cottage-core menace, feathered delight.

This long, low, and over-invested waterfowl claims to be “feeding,” but look at that posture…that’s either determined grazing or she is absolutely coming for your ankles. Perfect for hallway pranks, garden whimsy, or recreating childhood duck-related trauma with style. Chaotic, charming, and impossible to ignore.

Size: 6"x13"

Cottage-core menace, feathered delight.

This long, low, and over-invested waterfowl claims to be “feeding,” but look at that posture…that’s either determined grazing or she is absolutely coming for your ankles. Perfect for hallway pranks, garden whimsy, or recreating childhood duck-related trauma with style. Chaotic, charming, and impossible to ignore.

Size: 6"x13"