Glassy-eyed, grounded, and brimming with opinions, this rotund sage squats in eternal contemplation. He has seen the rise and fall of empires, the brewing of countless potions, and at least one regrettable poetry phase. Whether perched on a windowsill or nestled among your mushrooms, he radiates the calm authority of someone who knows all…and isn’t impressed.
Ask him your fortune if you must, but understand this: he will not coddle you. His truths are blunt, damp, and inconveniently accurate. Excellent for truth spells, self-reflection altars, or simply judging your guests in dignified silence.
(4"x4.5")
Glassy-eyed, grounded, and brimming with opinions, this rotund sage squats in eternal contemplation. He has seen the rise and fall of empires, the brewing of countless potions, and at least one regrettable poetry phase. Whether perched on a windowsill or nestled among your mushrooms, he radiates the calm authority of someone who knows all…and isn’t impressed.
Ask him your fortune if you must, but understand this: he will not coddle you. His truths are blunt, damp, and inconveniently accurate. Excellent for truth spells, self-reflection altars, or simply judging your guests in dignified silence.
(4"x4.5")
