Cheeky Jean Holder

$16.00

Serving napkins, holding mail, and bringing serious back-pocket energy.

This ceramic napkin holder has an unexpectedly confident rear view. Yes, it holds napkins. Yes, it can wrangle mail, recipe cards, paper plates, or countertop clutter. But let’s be honest: the butt is the moment.

It is practical. It is ridiculous. It knows exactly what it’s doing. Paint it as faded vintage denim, dark-wash drama, black jeans, rhinestone cowgirl, floral-embroidered pockets, or full-on glittery honky-tonk fantasy. However you finish it, this piece is going to end up facing whichever direction makes people laugh first.

Perfect for kitchens, cookouts, studio counters, picnic spreads, or anyone who believes functional ceramics should come with a little wink.

Approx. 3.75" x 6"

Not dishwasher or microwave-safe. Hand wash gently. These jeans are ceramic, and that ass is structural.

Serving napkins, holding mail, and bringing serious back-pocket energy.

This ceramic napkin holder has an unexpectedly confident rear view. Yes, it holds napkins. Yes, it can wrangle mail, recipe cards, paper plates, or countertop clutter. But let’s be honest: the butt is the moment.

It is practical. It is ridiculous. It knows exactly what it’s doing. Paint it as faded vintage denim, dark-wash drama, black jeans, rhinestone cowgirl, floral-embroidered pockets, or full-on glittery honky-tonk fantasy. However you finish it, this piece is going to end up facing whichever direction makes people laugh first.

Perfect for kitchens, cookouts, studio counters, picnic spreads, or anyone who believes functional ceramics should come with a little wink.

Approx. 3.75" x 6"

Not dishwasher or microwave-safe. Hand wash gently. These jeans are ceramic, and that ass is structural.