Boob Mug

$30.00

The Sacred Vessel of Chaos and Clarity

She’s a big one…full of nurture, power, and unapologetic presence. The Boob Mug stands as the breastplate of the breakfast table, a celebration of body, confidence, and caffeinated divinity.

The Sacred Vessel of Chaos and Clarity blesses empowerment, laughter, and self-recognition. It may provoke giggles, arousal, or sudden gender clarity…all valid responses. Pour with pride, sip with reverence, and know you are holding a masterpiece of both form and function.

Not much of a drinker? This divine form also makes an excellent home for a succulent, a candle, or a collection of secret trinkets. She thrives wherever she’s adored: on desks, altars, or nightstands that appreciate her curves.

Kitchen Witch’s Note: While this vessel is fully capable of holding your brews and chaotic kitchen magic, it is NOT dishwasher or microwave safe. Treat it kindly: hand wash with care, intention, and perhaps a whispered spell of gratitude.

(7.25"x6.25)

The Sacred Vessel of Chaos and Clarity

She’s a big one…full of nurture, power, and unapologetic presence. The Boob Mug stands as the breastplate of the breakfast table, a celebration of body, confidence, and caffeinated divinity.

The Sacred Vessel of Chaos and Clarity blesses empowerment, laughter, and self-recognition. It may provoke giggles, arousal, or sudden gender clarity…all valid responses. Pour with pride, sip with reverence, and know you are holding a masterpiece of both form and function.

Not much of a drinker? This divine form also makes an excellent home for a succulent, a candle, or a collection of secret trinkets. She thrives wherever she’s adored: on desks, altars, or nightstands that appreciate her curves.

Kitchen Witch’s Note: While this vessel is fully capable of holding your brews and chaotic kitchen magic, it is NOT dishwasher or microwave safe. Treat it kindly: hand wash with care, intention, and perhaps a whispered spell of gratitude.

(7.25"x6.25)