A ritual object of deeply questionable origin, depicting a cherubic child astride a dolphin that seems far too pleased with itself. Said to invite chaotic aquatic energy and whimsical cleansing, it’s perfect for those who like their baths with a hint of sea witchery and confusion.
The Maritime Menace blesses daydreams, wanderlust, and occasional mermaid-related awakenings. Ideal for bath altars, maritime spells, or as a conversation piece that makes guests quietly wonder about your past lives. not responsible for spontaneous singing, cryptid sightings, or emotional tides.
(7.5"x5.5")
A ritual object of deeply questionable origin, depicting a cherubic child astride a dolphin that seems far too pleased with itself. Said to invite chaotic aquatic energy and whimsical cleansing, it’s perfect for those who like their baths with a hint of sea witchery and confusion.
The Maritime Menace blesses daydreams, wanderlust, and occasional mermaid-related awakenings. Ideal for bath altars, maritime spells, or as a conversation piece that makes guests quietly wonder about your past lives. not responsible for spontaneous singing, cryptid sightings, or emotional tides.
(7.5"x5.5")
